I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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