we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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