glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
