I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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