windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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