Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
im having a threesome with these popsicles
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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