Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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