and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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