All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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