she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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