Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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