Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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