Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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