My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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