Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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