I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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