So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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