so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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