erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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