I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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