Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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