Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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