On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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