Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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