that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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