sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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