wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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