..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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