rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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