very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
