She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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