i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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