So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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