it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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