I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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