When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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