somebody snuck up and got me drunk
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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