Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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