I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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