very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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