Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
he laminated a picture of his dick.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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