is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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