How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
honey bunches of taint.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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