I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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