So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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