Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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