Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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