Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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