If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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