Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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