you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
A+ Viking dick
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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