did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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