was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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