Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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