well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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