Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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